Cousin Trevor went to town just to meet a friend and talk
He never meant to cause a scene in his local bar
But he woke up in the alley next day late afternoon
And he couldn’t remember why they kicked him out so soon
There was his picture on the door
Hey brother Trevor, you’d better, better be gone
Bad boy!

The very next day the cops came after you
Said you flashed in a park sometime after 2
Goddamn man – run while you can
Goddamn man – you’re very bad!