Your momma thinks you’re
the best guitar player around
son beware the groupies
alcohol and don’t smoke the dope
Another rockstar
Came to our town
This guy who wants to be
your evening fantasy
cover of your magazine
People don’t storm through your merchandise
like you would have wanted
CDs, LPs filled with your
pretentious crap
Your momma thinks
you’re the best drummer on streets
Man beware of the children
They’ll steal your dreams….c’mon!
Another pornstar
Came to our town
This guy who has the thing
The biggest thing in town
He’s waving it around
Like a star